We all know that one person is always talking about how they have to pee. They constantly bring it up in conversation, which isn’t very pleasant. But you know what? Some things in life are more critical than peeing, and these cats fall into that category. So if you’re ever feeling down about yourself, remember that at least 17 cats out there couldn’t care less if you have to pee.
1. “I hear you’re thinking about getting up. I would rethink that decision.”
2. Look at how comfy he is on your lap! His little nose is all tucked in! Only a monster would disturb him. You’re not a monster, are you?
3. If you get up, we are calling PETA on you.
4. This is where you live now because that cat is not getting up anytime soon.
5. LOL, just try to get up to pee.
6. I hope you’re comfy because you are not moving for many hours.
7. Hello, you are now officially a cat bed.
8. She is shocked and appalled that you would get up to pee when she graced your lap with her presence. Shocked!!
9. She’s worried you’ll get up, but we know you wouldn’t dare.
10. This cat is deeply offended that you’re even considering standing up.
11. “I move? Surely you’re joking.”
12. Nope. Not today.
13. How dare you even consider waking this sleeping angel?
14. She knows what you’re thinking.
15. She better sit there until those kittens are grown up.
16. Maybe you can ask Santa to bring you a second lap because this one is occupied.
17. “I’m the baby now.”
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