1. Okay, so pets aren’t the only ones second doubting their decisions: “I regret getting a glass coffee table.”
2. “Poppy shredded an entire tissue box on the floor and my bed and could not care less about cleaning it up.”
3. “If you can’t hide a crime scene, just pretend you are a victim.”
4. “She locked me out of my car today. I had to call AAA… you all see the regret in her eyes? Me neither ????????”
5. Cat in the back: “I’m sorry for shredding the curtains.” Cat in front: “I’d do it again in a heartbeat.”
6. “My first time making pasta by hand, and Roxy decided she wanted the first taste…”
7. “So our cat would keep laying on my GF’s laptop, so she put another one next to her, and this was the result ????”
8. “Where did this cushion come from? Why does it feel all lumpy and smell of burritos? Nevertheless, I shall perch my buttocks on it for lack of a better option.”
9. “She got into a pot of butter chicken.”
10. “The day after sneaking out of the yard and disappearing for 6 — SIX! — hours. Not one regret in sight. ????”
11. “When you ask Mom if she has games on her phone too many times.”
12. “Turned around to see she had stolen grandma’s teeth ????”
13. 100% unrepentant: “The UPS man forgot to throw me a cookie, so I snuck into his truck and rode around the neighborhood. He had to deliver me back to the house.”
14. “That moment, you understand why you shouldn’t bite holes in the pool.”
15. “The crime… and the criminal. My dude, Rex, has been using the cell to sneak into my neighbor’s identical unit and treat it like his personal vacation home and snack buffet for A YEAR, entirely unbeknownst to me
16. “She snuck into the pantry to steal treats before dinner and then accidentally got stuck in there.”
17. “This is Yuki. Before you go outside, he wanted to inform you that someone dug a hole in the backyard. Not sure who would do that, especially right in the middle of your daffodils. It’s probably not worth investigating.”
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